another image I’m working on

bConsider it an image of the day. 🙂

 

Finally! Vasoline wants to moisturize your farts!

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I was waiting for an appointment in an office flipping through a magazine when I came across the above ad.

The first thing I saw was that a woman was deodorizing her ass and back.

And maybe, just maybe, Vasoline wanted to do something so stupid, that someone like me would help them spread the word of their new Vasoline Spray & Go.

But that is THE dumbest ad I have seen in a long time.

A LONG time.

 

Beer, beer, what’s it good for?

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BEER ‘SAVES’ DRUNKEN SEA SWIMMER

Matt Stickels, coastguard deputy station manager, who dragged the second man to safety said: “They were so cold and had been in the water for about 45 minutes.

“I went in to get the second man because I didn’t know how long it would take for the lifeboat to arrive.

“He had had eight cans of beer. The paramedics said that it probably kept him alive because his body had slowed down so much that it might have helped him.”

More.