Megyn Kelly is the smartest tool in the room: “Jesus was a white man.”


On a “news” show, there is a panel of white people debating the race of Santa Claus and Jesus.


Santa Claus — a magical man who delivers presents to all the world, namely relatively wealthy households in one night — is a white dude.

Because that controversy needs settling.

But Megyn also says, “Jesus was a white man, too.”

Because over the last 2000 years of sun-drenched landscape, middle easterners turned from Megyn Kelly White to brown-skinned terrorists.

Or something.