People underestimate the benefits of demon possession


photoFlyer reads, “The benefits of demon possession. Did you know Frequent and even occasional demonic possession leaves your body feeling refreshed and relazed. The magic comes from an infernal dose of endorphins. No drug works better. A demon may put your flesh through all manner of agony. But will leave your meat tender and your muscles lax. That’s our guarantee.” 

“It’s like a Thai massage!” “Better than a bubble bath.” “Demons make my insides tickle.” 

Keep in mind that if you believe in angels and they “protect” you from demons, those angels are demons to the demons.

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