Pondering diets, what to eat and how to die …

Graphic of two cave men. One says to the other: Something’s not right — our air is clean, our water is pure, we all get plenty of exercise, everything we eat is organic and free-range, and yet nobody lives past thirty.”

That’s unless you’re old testament men, in which case you live to 900 and have kids as late as your 600s.

Thanks, George!

the face of a man who is smelling his own farts

My wife is upstaging my ass in this photo, so I had to turn on the squinch face.

I look like I’m about to bust out laughing.

This was from the wedding we went to on Saturday night for our friends Steve and Filip.

It’s so hard to believe that it was the first event in I don’t know how long that I haven’t worked or come home with umpteen photos or videos.

It felt good.

We land the keys to our new place on Friday. So we’re going to move in over there and break champagne over the bow of the building.