The Pope — that genius — told people that it’s better to have children than to keep pets, like dogs and cats or else wind up miserable and bitter.
That’s according to this article anyway.
The article reads:
The Pope criticised couples who decide not to have children during the service, saying they had been seduced by the myth that a life of material comfort is better than raising a family.
‘You can go explore the world, go on holiday, you can have a villa in the countryside, you can be carefree,’ he said.
‘Then, in the end this marriage comes to old age in solitude, with the bitterness of loneliness,’ he went on to say.
Well, firstly, it wasn’t my decision not to have kids. We tried. Even employed science with a little more investment than I would care to admit.
So either god or evolution made that decision for us at the moment.
Yes, we know there’s adoption. But I hate adopted kids.
[I’m adopted, you bozos!]
But, you know what? Isn’t it weird that the Pope himself is making a judgement against himself and people like him? Isn’t it better for him to stop his Popedom, get married and have some fucking kids?
What giant douchebag.