I saw this at TYWKIWDBI and had to share it:
My first thought was to redo it with three crucifixes across a skyline with the words, “Good news, I talked to Jesus and he said he didn’t do it.”
That’d go over swimmingly!
And if I added an N, an apostrophe and a T it would smooth everything over.
See how that works!
More sacrilege below the fold.