Alex Jones: “Obama’s having sex with 10 dudes a day, whatever”

If you don’t know Alex Jones, he’s one of the most honest, down-home, reputable guys on the Internets. He always speaks the truth. He demands excellence from himself and others. And he never, ever stoops to the level of humanity that would be considered low, and I mean shit low. Like below low like as low as the hottest magma of the earth low.

I’m just shitting you.

He’s a fucking lunatic.

From today’s episode of his show:

I learned this with Pizzagate and stuff. You’ve got admissions and thousands of emails about the kids will be delivered into the hot tub for your pleasure and then it’s the FBI code words for sex with kids off their own homeland security manual and they’re talking about $65,000 of succulent hot dogs. “Oh God, these are good. I had these hot dogs in Hawaii and they were delivered by jet.” It’s male prostitutes.

And look, Obama’s having sex with 10 dudes a day, whatever. The point is is that that’s what’s going on on your taxpayer time. He’s not watching SportsCenter three hours a day up there, OK? OK? And the report is he’s got — I’m not going to get into it on a family show — but let’s just say Amtrak isn’t just a train. So, I’m not even — all I’m getting at here is I noticed this penchant for going with the rumor or the secondhand or something without total proof instead of ignoring all the real stuff.

That means that — if Obama had sex with 10 dudes a day for his time as President, Obama would have had sex with 29,220 different men. And it must have amazeballs sex or SUPER DUPER hush hush, whambam thank you ma’am secret because not one of them needed to sign a non-disclosure agreement to hide embarrassing details.

There are people like Jones who still perpetuate the disproved rumor that Hillary Clinton and a bag full of loony democrats held a child sex ring out of a pizza restaurant in DC.

And this stuff goes great with a side of spit-ding and a hoo-wee.



President Trump: “you need a photo ID to buy groceries”

People always accuse this president of lying. Man, he almost always tells the truth. Why lie about a liar? I mean. Why lie about an honest Abe like a lying sack of shit? I mean, Why obfuscate the truth about a man who wears a diaper on his face? Damn, I mean … oh hell, take a look for yourself.

Also of note, the stupid, it burns so bad with his loveably duped zombie followers: 

And the response may (or probably may not) shock you: