People always accuse this president of lying. Man, he almost always tells the truth. Why lie about a liar? I mean. Why lie about an honest Abe like a lying sack of shit? I mean, Why obfuscate the truth about a man who wears a diaper on his face? Damn, I mean … oh hell, take a look for yourself.
Also of note, the stupid, it burns so bad with his loveably duped zombie followers:
And the response may (or probably may not) shock you: