Did a porn site advertise on a far-right wing “news” site?

Out of curiosity for learning more about the inner workings of “the other side,” I visit conservative websites to checkup on what some people consider valuable news. My main go-tos are conservative championship douchebag Matt Drudge and “who-the-hell-reads-this-shit-and-thinks-it’s-news” Breitbart.

At homoconservative site the Drudge Report, the main headline of the day was about Michael Cohen being a rat. Then there are a zillion smaller links underneath that populate the page. I tend to go through the headline and smaller links to open several links in tabs to skim read later.

Yesterday, there was a smaller “headline” that read, “Frequent Porn Consumption May Increase Bisexuality.”

I command-clicked it, and when I opened that tab, it went to Breitbart. “Gasp! A shitty web aggregate links to an even shittier toilet bowl of insanity.”

The story claimed that a site called Xhamster published research that showed those who visit porn sites multiple times a day are more likely to be bisexual.

Usually Breitbart links only to itself and a select number of even more conservative websites as references. There are occasions when it references far-left sites and links to them, but it’s a bright-yellow journalism to get its rough and tumble, ignorant readers to fill its comment sections to the hilt with the most asinine responses I have ever read in the history of comment creation.

I ended up reading into the comments to see what the Breitbarters were writing, and found such gems as:

Males who identify as bisexual are 100% gay.

and

i dont mind watching porn,, i see nothing wrong with it at all,, however,, as much as i watch it,, i dont feel the least bit inclined to bang a dude or have one bang me ,, this study is lame click bait

and

Excessive porn is destructive and an addiction that erodes the brain. You’ll need more and more stimulating material to get off over time. It is a drug addiction of natural brain chemistry.

You can stop and your brain will recover over time. Definitely a highly addictive substance! Prayer is helpful. Lust can be removed from your life if you ask to be changed and want to.

I don’t think self pleasure is bad as long as your thoughts are for your wife or future wife. Not actual real 3rd parties who are “not yours” to have.

and

Actually wanking is extremely dangerous to the health.

Zinc and other vital nutrients are stored in the testicles and are lost during ejaculation.

This zinc loss causes every single health crisis under the sun .
God designed it this way
Takes a long time to regain.

Married couples don’t have this reaction because they exchanged each others zinc.

Sorry zinc vitamins won’t help you because zinc takes too long for the body to absorb .

God’s got all the bases covered

Masserbat- tion kills.

and, one of my favorites:

I’ve been married / tapping the same large breasted chick for so long….porn is a necessity….no gay crap has ever entered the equation

After shaking my head in disbelief at the level of bizarreness, I went back to the body of the article to check the sources. I found the link for the research and it brought me to a website (this link). The link is safe for work, maybe, but the actual site is not. Let me explain below.

I read through the article, and couldn’t help but laugh that it was a complete bullshit way to increase some dude’s fantasy that he could bolster his chance that his girlfriend would try a three-way should he get porn into the daily diet of his partner. Then I thought, “Wait, what kind of site is this?”

D’uh.

I look up and there’s a video link and a photo link, which rendered some lame porn. I poked around a bit. It’s a site that uses advertising like Youtube that precedes videos. You can skip the ad after 10 seconds. The quality of videos wasn’t that great. They also seemed to have a wealth of photos published.

I showed Tina. Laughed a bit.

It was just too obvious to me that Xhamster basically used Breitbart to advertise itself in the form of a “story” about bisexuality/sexuality/homosexuality … a hot topic in the conservative circles, but also to show its readers a new destination for sexual porn watching.

The conspiracy theorist in me can’t help but think this was all on purpose. The “editorial” and “news” content at Breitbart is so laden with bad writing and clickbait tactics that I don’t understand how any thinking man or woman could respect its level of “journalism.”

This kind of story, hiding behind a form of advertising, is an amazing tactic by Xhamster’s marketing team to infiltrate the exact market who claim to shun the immorality of sexuality, who throw tantrums over the idea of sexual promiscuity, scream about how awful even the thought of adultery leads to sin, and yet these same people LOVE the fuck out of porn. Who doesn’t?

Bravo to Xhamster. I guess. It’s fantastic.

Don’t forget, though, “Wanking is extremely dangerous to your health!”

 

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