Bamboo? They should be looking for ink made from soy sauce.

Efforts to overturn the election include wasting a shit-ton of money on a frivolous audit exacted by idiots using bamboo detecting high resolution cameras. The person who convinced another person that he or she had a bamboo-detecting camera should win an award for con-artistry.

Arizona is dumping money in toilets and flushing incessantly. Because you know, Obama-era toilets aren’t capable of flushing on the first plunge.

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