I worship at the altar of Bill Gates, he is my master and my genes have been altered to advance the globalist New World Order Satanic agenda

Yesterday Tina and I got our second dose of Pfizer vaccine, you know, so that we can have our genetic code altered or some shit.

I had a Thursday appointment at a Walgreens seven miles away. It was the only one available yesterday when I made my appointment on Wednesday. Tina made an appointment on Friday, but called the Walgreens I was headed to and asked if she could get one at the same time. The person on the other line said, “Yes, that should be fine.”

Tina’s deathly afraid of needles, so when the person said yes, she jammed straight into panic mode. We ended up taking a little CBD edible to calm our nerves and headed to Walgreens.

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Bamboo? They should be looking for ink made from soy sauce.

Efforts to overturn the election include wasting a shit-ton of money on a frivolous audit exacted by idiots using bamboo detecting high resolution cameras. The person who convinced another person that he or she had a bamboo-detecting camera should win an award for con-artistry.

Arizona is dumping money in toilets and flushing incessantly. Because you know, Obama-era toilets aren’t capable of flushing on the first plunge.

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