Oh conservative media. Why must you be so deceitful?

You know, the media lies. The big social media outfits. The big news orgs. All of them, lying to you.

What a dumb dumb world we must put up with.

It’s truer, though, in the nether regions on the right. It’s pretty awesome when the source you cite is a goddamn blog.

Here’s the article that traced how the rumor went from bullshit to spread far and wide.