Franklin Graham says Obama fist bumped God … big difference

In response to Obama’s declaration that homosexuals deserve the right to marry, all the major media outlets reported that Obama shook his fist at God.

This can’t be further from the truth.

God told me what happened.

Franklin explained that God was thrilled with the news, and it was the equivalent of a fist bump to the almighty. Franklin’s support of gay marriage has been wishy-washy up until this point, but now that the leader of the free world has stepped up his accepting rhetoric, Graham is jumping on the bandwagon of what’s just and right in the eyes of Jesus Christ.

Don’t forget. You heard it here first.