The random incoherent thoughts of Deepak Chopra


 

Screen-Shot-2014-05-21-at-4.44.53-PMAlthough a joke, this web site generates random words into sentences very similarly to the always dimly lit bulb Deepak Chopra.

I mean, really. The guy confuses otherwise smart people to think of him as intelligent. He’s a random word generator mixing science with the art of woo.

I love these two random generations:

The universe is at the heart of universal balance.

and

Perceptual reality constructs a jumble of fulfillment.

Generate your own Deepak Chopra quotes here.

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Ever need to go hands free for that particularly tough wipe whilst on your toilet reading your iPad?



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Ever have that problem where you need two hands when reading your iPad on the john?

Well, me neither.

But apparently there are those people out there. And need has brought a supply of these nifty toilet paper slash iPad holders.

And for the tike with attention deficit disorder, buy them this potty training design of genius: a training station with iPad holder.

I don’t see a little cup for placing some cheerios, but maybe it’s not viewable from this angle.

Great deals on both of these items today on amazon, here and here.

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