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Although a joke, this web site generates random words into sentences very similarly to the always dimly lit bulb Deepak Chopra.
I mean, really. The guy confuses otherwise smart people to think of him as intelligent. He’s a random word generator mixing science with the art of woo.
I love these two random generations:
The universe is at the heart of universal balance.
and
Perceptual reality constructs a jumble of fulfillment.
Generate your own Deepak Chopra quotes here.
From a reputable source.
I think this is Talulah’s cousin whose owner bought a camera to monitor what the dog does while she’s out. He’s not allowed on the bed, so here’s what happens when the cat’s away.
Via TYWKIWDBI. Everything is better with Yakety Sax
Ever have that problem where you need two hands when reading your iPad on the john?
Well, me neither.
But apparently there are those people out there. And need has brought a supply of these nifty toilet paper slash iPad holders.
And for the tike with attention deficit disorder, buy them this potty training design of genius: a training station with iPad holder.
I don’t see a little cup for placing some cheerios, but maybe it’s not viewable from this angle.
Great deals on both of these items today on amazon, here and here.
The new Kmart commercial loves to shake its money makers.
Graphic of two people reads, “Why so lonely, cutie.” Girl responds, “Came here to fart.”
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Ask A Slave is a comedy web series directed by Jordan Black based on the actress’ time working as a living history character at the popular historic site, George Washington’s Mount Vernon. All questions and interactions are based on true events.
Real Questions. Real Comedy.
Learn more @ http://www.AskASlave.com
Via Cynical C
Patron: You sure do cook a mean steak.
Chef: I know. I’m sorry.
Steak: You suck.
Via Tastefully Offensive
This is a video of a dude scaring a French chef, multiple times.
Multiple, glorious multiple times.
Le Café Wittypoots 