“do not swallow anything satan is trying to ram down your throat. Jesus comes first.” “A true friend walks in when everyone else walks out. A true friend doesn’t rub it in when you make a mistake. They rub it out.”
Tag: hilarious
I’m too afraid to “like” this on Facebook
Two children’s book characters are cleaning chocolate off the floor and the caption reads, “This is the last time we try anal.”
Fucking Joanne Casey. She posted the above on her facebook version of “I have seen the whole of the internet” and i laughed so hard I spit popcorn everywhere.
I couldn’t bring myself to like it, because I was worried a family member would see that on their feed.
It is possibly the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.
A LONG time.
I love it on so many levels.
You’re welcome.
Who cares if I get my hair cut at Super Cuts!
This is 10 seconds you won’t regret watching.
You know you’ve watched a thousand videos and when you finshed them, you said, “Shit, who’s going to give me back those seconds or minutes that I just wasted?”
Well, this one is worth it. I swear.
What the funny kids are posting
Tastefully Offensive Tumblr and I have seen the whole of the Internet are two of my favorite spots to get a laugh.
Here are a few from either site.
Use tongues to pick up cookies, not your hands. 
Fuck – verb – fuck can be used in many ways and is probably the only fucking word that can be put every fuckingwhere and still make fucking sense. Fuckers.
Why don’t some of us sit on the other side of the goddamn table. 
Betty should have waited an hour to go swimming.
The Two Commandments: Be cool. Don’t be an asshole.
what that funny kid — joanne casey — is posting
Walking down memory lane, I remember your old favorite reoccurring post, “What the kids are posting?”
I have seen the whole of the Internet‘s Joanne Casey deserves her own reposting all by her lonesome on this one.
Check it:
“IMagine if this happened on December 21s5 (2012)”
The real twin peaks
If stupid people did not exist the internet would be boring
Lasso shoes!
I told you Obama was a ding dong
What the funny kids are posting
Most of these are from Tastefully Offensive Tumblr, but one is from I have seen the whole of the internet. See if you can guess which one.
If people could hear the five seconds after we hit “end” on a call, we would all have no friends.
Two hasbrowns playing #hastag
High on every tourist’s itinerary was a trip to fred’s house to see the changing of the sheets. 
Write the name of someone you hate on your body in permanent market so no matter how you die they’ll become a suspect
If you think about it, James Earl Jones and Morgan Freeman tickling each other would be pretty much the greatest sounding thing ever.
Oh Yeah! Real Men swear
Real man in Yankees hat and black shirt says, “The times when you have seen only one set of footprints in the sand, it is then that I told you to ‘Fuck off.”
What the funny kids are posting
Joanne Casey and the kids over at Tastefully Offensive Tumblr never fall short to help me laugh.
Here are a few of their posts in one place to brighten your Thursday.
School test reads, “Do not write your essay on this page.” Someone wrote beneath it, “Your essay.”
Funny some ecard reads, “I was so drunk last night at the bar, when I walked across the dance floor to get another drink, I won the dance competition.”
Graffiti of a sort of swastika looking thing got a smiley face head. Reads, “I like to touch-up the graffiti found in my school bathrooms.”
The Moon pulling down his pants using a 2500mm lens.
Le Café Wittypoots 