I’m too afraid to “like” this on Facebook

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Two children’s book characters are cleaning chocolate off the floor and the caption reads, “This is the last time we try anal.”

Fucking Joanne Casey. She posted the above on her facebook version of “I have seen the whole of the internet” and i laughed so hard I spit popcorn everywhere.

I couldn’t bring myself to like it, because I was worried a family member would see that on their feed.

It is possibly the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

A LONG time.

I love it on so many levels.

You’re welcome.

What the funny kids are posting

Tastefully Offensive Tumblr and I have seen the whole of the Internet are two of my favorite spots to get a laugh.

Here are a few from either site.

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Use tongues to pick up cookies, not your hands. fuck-definition-t-shirt

Fuck – verb – fuck can be used in many ways and is probably the only fucking word that can be put every fuckingwhere and still make fucking sense. Fuckers. 

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Why don’t some of us sit on the other side of the goddamn table. swimming

Betty should have waited an hour to go swimming. 
The Two CommandmentsThe Two Commandments: Be cool. Don’t be an asshole. 

 

What the funny kids are posting

Most of these are from Tastefully Offensive Tumblr, but one is from I have seen the whole of the internet. See if you can guess which one.

 

If people could hear the five seconds after we hit “end” on a call, we would all have no friends. 

 

 

Two hasbrowns playing #hastag

 

High on every tourist’s itinerary was a trip to fred’s house to see the changing of the sheets. 

 

Write the name of someone you hate on your body in permanent market so no matter how you die they’ll become a suspectIf you think about it, James Earl Jones and Morgan Freeman tickling each other would be pretty much the greatest sounding thing ever.

 

What the funny kids are posting

Joanne Casey and the kids over at Tastefully Offensive Tumblr never fall short to help me laugh.

 

Here are a few of their posts in one place to brighten your Thursday.

Sometimes you have to use a decoy

 

School test reads, “Do not write your essay  on this page.” Someone wrote beneath it, “Your essay.” 

Funny some ecard reads, “I was so drunk last night at the bar, when I walked across the dance floor to get another drink, I won the dance competition.” 

Graffiti of a sort of swastika looking thing got a smiley face head. Reads, “I like to touch-up the graffiti found in my school bathrooms.” 

The Moon pulling down his pants using a 2500mm lens.