Wow! Manna fell from heaven … well from the ceiling … but still … it’s a MIRACLE!!!

This settles everything! Manna is real. It falls from ceilings in little churches when they pray.

Done and done. Clap hands like cleaning chalkboard erasers.

We are all idiots.

This video is proof.

Good thing there’s an old lady to verify what she saw to be true.

This organization also sells DVDs that explain how to raise the dead. Just $19.99. What a deal. The money back guarantee explains that you must attempt six hundred and sixty six dead raisings before you get your cash back.

By the way, if you don’t feel like watching the video, but need a laugh, go straight to second 0:25. It will tittle your dittles.

Via

In Jesus name, amen.

Two elderly women are sitting on a bench, canes and all. One says to the other, “And another thing Francis … all this fuss over Same Sex marriage. I just don’t see what the big deal is. Harvey and I have been having the same sex for 54 years and to tell you the truth it isn’t worth getting all upset over.”

Thanks, Pea Dub