Check out the above screen capture from WordPress.com’s Freshly Pressed page.
See anything that stands out (note: see bright red circle with arrow).
It appears that plus-sized actress Octavia Spencer appears in a photo above the words, “Oscars 2012 – Winners” and below that it reads, “The Happiest Cow.”
Now, a smart person might think that the blog that posted about the Oscars is called, “The Happiest Cow.”
But a silly, juvenile reader might see that and think someone is calling a slightly overweight (but way freaking cute) Oscar Winner, The Happiest Cow.
And it’s for this reason I submit this post. Respectfully. Humorously.
And with the greatest of intentions.
(This post should secure Cafe Witteveen as the only blog to NEVER, EVER get a Freshly Pressed billing).