I love Rev. Grant Storms

March 1, 2011

Did I say “love”?

I don’t love Rev. Grant Storms.

I love the sin.

Honk.

Did you see this story? Anti-gay, decadence downer Rev. Grant Storms (above) was recently arrested for masturbating in his car near a playground. Full story here.

A man who has direct access to “absolute morality” probably shouldn’t be spilling his seed in full view of a playground, don’t ya think? Perversions. Oh the horror.

Hypocrites UNITE!

Excerpt:

The Rev. Grant Storms, the Christian fundamentalist known for his bullhorn protests of theSouthern Decadence festival in the French Quarter, was arrested on a charge of masturbating at a Metairie park Friday afternoon.

The Times-Picayune archiveThe Rev. Grant Storms is hit by confetti as he leads his anti-Southern Decadence parade in the French Quarter in 2003

Storms, 53, of 2304 Green Acres Road in Metairie, was taken into custody at Lafreniere Park after two women reported seeing him masturbating in the driver’s seat of his van, which was parked near the carousel and playground, a Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office report said.


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