Well, garsh Jim … maybe you should have written that shit down

Check out this video of Jim Bakker and Cindy Jacobs claiming they both prophesied the 9/11 attacks.

NEWS ALERT!

Any fucking body can claim they had deja vu 10 years after the fact.

Hell, just this morning, I dreamed that a 5.9 earthquake would hit somewhere on the east coast … and to make me even awesomer … I saw a vision of the east coast getting hit by a level 3 hurricane in the next 24 hours.

Bow to me, minions. I am great!

Glenn Beck poes it up like TamTamPamela

Only he’s not a poe (or is he?). He’s definitely a jerk.

He said that the earthquake might be a message from god.

Says Beck-a-poo:

“There’s a message being sent. And that is, ‘Hey, you know that stuff we’re doing? Not really working out real well. Maybe we should stop doing some of it.’ I’m just saying.”

Don’t take my word for it. Listen here. You can also listen to his opportunism to plug food insurance here.

If Beck were smart, he’d take TamTamPamela’s lead and hang up his dunce cap.

More signs of the apocalypse!

Facebook was littered this morning with well wishes for the earthquake in Japan. Blogger Tim Cooley is in New Zealand and may be directly affected by resulting tsunamis. He mentioned it this morning here.

And then I saw this a few minutes ago (below screen cap).

It’s the fulfillment of prophesy so go and repent. Sin no more. Get right with the Lord, because the deity of peace is about to send destruction your way.

These two people are doing the equivalent of wearing sandwich boards and screaming on a street corner. And it’s just as silly and annoying.

Give me a break. This is opportunism at its worst.

It’s not Pat Robertson, but it’s about the same

From the web site: Christchurch Earthquake, Why did it Happen:

Almost 4000 years ago, God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah. Come judgement day, that bunch of sadistic perverts and murderers will be able to turn to God, and accuse God of injustice – unless God does something to close down the modern Sodom that is New Zealand. So how long does God wait — he has already sent an earthquake, a mining disaster, poverty, thousands of aftershocks – but still there is no sign of the repentance?

How pathetic.

It makes me think of this graphic.

***UPDATE***

PZ Myers, and I’m sure others, are accusing the site above of being a Poe. Here’s PZ’s link.

The Earthquake (via Tim Cooley’s)

Be sure to read Tim Cooley’s insider’s perspective on the earthquake in New Zealand. Linked below.

I’ll let him tell you the story.

Before I get carried away with telling you everything you could possibly want to know from me about the earthquake that happened yesterday, let me first say that I am alive and fine. The earthquake struck at around 1 or 2 PM on a very grey day.  I believe it was centred around Lyttelton, measuring at about 6.3 on the Richter scale.  Now, if you had been watching TV, you would probably know more than me at this stage, because our power had been ou … Read More

via Tim Cooley’s