I’m not quite sure there was a debate.
Back in college, I got a few thousand extra bucks to play on the soccer team. I was a starting freshman.
The team, unfortunately, sucked.
We got beat so badly that I would hope to get hurt so I could sub out, which apparently I sucked at.
The look on Obama’s face tonight during the debate was what I imagined mine was in college. He wants out so badly, he threw his own chances to win.
He needed to take a look at his own poster.
His children must be so not proud.
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