If I had a truck, I would see every day as a parade. When I drove down the highway, all the people on the side of the road would be my fans.
That’s because I would put some kind of bullshit message on there, and listen for the cheering crowds. When I exited my vehicle every where I go, people would hoist me onto their shoulders and say, “Three cheers for you, Bill Loman!” That would be my redneck name.
The sign on my truck would read, “New Company Policy: We are not hiring until Obama is gone.”
That would align me with the dim bulb group. That would align me with like-minded people. This flag ain’t coming down … ’cause I love conservatin’ the past.
Glory Days!
On my facebook, I would post stuff like this (seen here).
And if you get mad, it ain’t my fault.
Via Think Progress and Joe My God
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